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im sheily(shay-lee).and Applebee's now serves breakfast.

Home Theme me i"ll answer it, if you ask it<3..... Submit me

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

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pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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deadpool-scar-bro:

Tiny Hamster in a Tiny Playground

this kills the man

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Ashton:*sings*
*birds sing along*
*flowers sprout up from the earth*
*healthy puppies are born*
*children laugh*
*Obama cries tears of joy*
Ashton:lol sorry i suck

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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