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It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
And a partridge in a pair tree
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oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)
Today while I was in soho , supposed to be going to work I randomly bumped into EVAN FUCKING PETERS?????????¿ wtf in still crying we made direct eye contact 3 times until he walked away and only then did I think, hey wouldn’t it be nice to take a picture but of course when me and my friend followed him he ducked into a cute cafe where his security were waiting outside, fucking awesome.
high school hallways
college campus sidewalks
***shaves everywhere on the night before concert just in case favorite bandmember wants to fuck me***
hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world