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im sheily(shay-lee).and Applebee's now serves breakfast.

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dekutree:

can you smell what the rock is cooking?

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empandas de queso para ti y todos tus amigos jajajaja tambien hice un jugito de mango

gracias, tia roca

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secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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today was the biggest flop of my life.

matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

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spoopyshibe:

this was a real scene from a real australian movie

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

i sure hope so cause everyone i know now are a bunch of shit heads

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

i think thats just sealing

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i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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ugly:

when someone pronounces your name wrong over and over

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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